The return

As I prepare for my title fight in That Tachi Palace fighting organization, I try to find every possible way to better my training and my performance. Ive been pushing it at Valley Crossfit(Thanks Coach Latch for assisting and making me want to cry), sparring at the blackhouse(Anderson Silva and Jose Aldo are special fighters), training at PKG( Mac Danzig is going to smash Wiman, Jeremy Umphries is going to Smash CJ Clifford in Strikeforce and Kengo Ura just won the Pancrase title!!), Back to Erik Paulsons, grappling at Hollywood BJJ and a few other spots as well. My diet is on point and Ive been doing canyon runs on my own. With all of this, I realized that I was missing the most important thing and the piece that will ensure victory. Today, I have that piece.

I have written about it before and knew nothing of its powers. After getting it the first time, I now know what this brings to the table, so it returns. THE MUSTACHE!

Yes, this over the top man piece needed to come back. I have just started growing it and already feel that I can run faster, jump higher, hit harder and piss excellence! Im not sure how long I will keep it for, because Im not sure if the athletic commission considers it an unfair advantage, or if its on the banned substance list. There is also, always the other danger, that I might just punch THROUGH my opponents head and kill him!!

Watch out Lenny Lavato, Im coming and Im bringing HELL WITH ME!!! *Your damn right Kurt Russel in tombstone had a mustache!!!